HEAT WARNING! (From the Bard)
HEAT WARNING!
(Alert issued by Environment Canada for Humber Valley, July 17, 2018)
The sun now shines in Newfoundland,
Two-months of summer is at hand
Where many move at winter times
To warm their bones in hotter climes -
As Humber Valley holds hot air
An alert is issued to take care.
It happens every summer -
�Some muggy!� and �some hot!�
In late July and August,
Nerves with thunder shot.
What has changed from summers past?
You�d think they�d issue words of praise
To thank the Gods that temp. has raised.
Heat warning! - stay cool, drink lots of water,
People and pets out from your auto -
Take breaks when working in outdoors -
Environment Canada issues rules
The media blares potential harm
And causes public much alarm:
�The end is nigh� - the weather dire:
Too dry, too wet, too cold, too warm.
Frightening folks, that if perspire
From outdoor work, they might expire.
The warnings only serve to chill
Common sense that�s scarce to fill.
Their time could well be better spent
To issue warnings and alerts:
�Hot Air� on Confederation Hill
That raises cost-of-living bills.
John Tuach
Pynn�s Brook
July 18, 2018
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